James had his lip glued shut today.
He was playing tag on the playground
when his face hit the slide.
James made it to the hospital
in time to get his wound fixed
(they used glue instead of stitches)
but only after the school nurse
called the wrong mom.
Some poor mom drove an hour from her office,
came into school to pick up her son,
and then said James
wasn't her kid.
Turns out James Hanson sounds alot like
James Swenson when your lip is swollen
and your front tooth is loose.
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